I’m on record as recognizing the greatness of the original “Opulence, I Has It” commercial for Directv — a sequel, “I Am Epic Win” (?) is out now and I think it’s as funny as the original. Here it is. Note how the Russian gazillionaire’s electrode assisted muscles are bulging while the weightlifter does the work for him (who thought that one up?) and the mini-giraffe on the on the mini-giraffe-treadmill who blows him a kiss as she walks away. Instant classic.